You Can Only Go Home When I Say You Can Go

Oh man! Wad a day for me for my working life so far. This is the 1st time i experience some idiot that got some kinky "military fantasy" or wad so ever that I DUN GIV A FCUK on it!

After the cat gone, some rats may start to act themselves as the king in the corner. And this is the first time ever i saw some ppl will feel sad, depress like this or wadever if someone off earlier then him as usual!!!

And after at lis half year he's been worked at there, he tell me he don't know where the hell is the file been located and saved. Ya, I "believe" you, moron. But he himself can save the brief into it without asking any questions to anyone? Sounds funny right?

Since i already know that someone will "sabo" me tomorrow (now is singapore +08:00, 1156pm, 20 december 2006) so I also can't wait to see a great actor of the century to act front of everyone.

Cheers for you, shit brain sissy moron!

Remember ........ or Not?

I just can't understand what is so difficult about remember a procedure for around erm... 6? or 7 months.

1) tell all ppl what the date and time to go preview, and live
2) check like scare of death in explode mines field after go preview
3) if everything ok, then just go live
4) check like scare of death in nuclear boom again after go live
5) done.

although i'm not a profesional trained web designer or wadever, but i can remember it from 1 -5 and 5-1 like daily schedule already since after 1 or 2 months. I assume all ppl can do dis. but why?? why??? and why?????

Why he can't do dis??? every month is the same procedure, but every month also screwed up. Since he tell the world he himself is so damn gd in dis n tat.. but why he cant do such thing that can remember by everyone easily?? is it too easy til cant challenge his High IQ brain?? or this procedure is too hard for him to get along with?

What a pervert

To all ladies,

Dont register any friendster, WAYN , or Skype with ur msn account.
What a pervert !!! Our National Star will try u find ur blogs , photos or personal profiles by ur msn account. So, be careful , if u found that ur profiles or blogs be visited by this mentally challange pervert! Not only for girls, Guys need be careful too...

Let's make a guess....

wad do u all think our national star will bcome next life?
he likes to waste papers, electricity, ink etc........... bloody idiot dunno how to on pc, now dun even noe how to switch off pc!!!!!!!!! Bloody hell used my PC yesterday nv off it, when i came then realised it's on wif photoshop open!!!!!! wad he's trying to show? hardworking or wad? act only lah, bloody hell........... dun think he even fit to become a living things, let him become those bad quality toilet paper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHA...........

Lesson 2 From National Star: How To Be Look REEEAL Busy

Well... here we are again boys and girls!
Just as I finish learning lesson No. 1, I immediately get to learn Lession No. 2!

Wah... I am so appreciative of NS.
I couldn't have done it without NS - if I become successful climbing the corporate ladder, NS is one of the key success factor.

So what's the lesson No. 2 about?
ALWAYS Disturb Your BOSS's Conversation with ANYONE, except yourself.
Your question is ALWAYS the MOST Important Thing in the world - breathing also can wait.

What exactly happen you may ask? Here's how it goes:
Boss n I are having a discussion on some technical specifications and requirements for a client.

Then out of the blue, NS cuts in, looking and sounding like he's got something real important.
Making me stop at half sentence what I was talking, so he can talk to boss.
NS wanted to know if he needed to upload some design stuff today.

But guess what? Turns out that boss say that the design is a MOCK-UP!!! Client don't need to even see it one.

Wah piang eh... I am sorry I didn't know earlier lor.
But next time when he talk to Boss, I MUST learn to Interupt with Stupid Rubbish Questions.
That way, Boss and those around us will know that I am real busy, doing stuff that Reeeeally Matters.


Dearest National Star, you go man!
It is simply wonderful lessons, one after another.
NS is the GREATEST! (my @$$)

Lesson 1 From National Star: How To Be Successful in Corporate Career

It constantly surprise me why individual of vastly limited talent, skills and experience tends to rise above others. It is as if there was some magic force that manage to bring them up despite of all the rubbish that these people have created.

Today, I understand laio.
Thanks to our National Star!
(you go NS! once again, couldn't have done it without you!)


Lazy, Stupid people with very limited talent like NS, do things that are VISIBLE to those who are of higher ranking. Just like today, NS once again ate lunch in office, after being OUT FOR LUNCH.

Boss get to see him work thoughout lunch. Wah... score point sia! Very good.
In fact, as I am writing, he is still eating!

Common lah... it is almost 5-freaking-PM already. Is this suppose to be dinner??
In any case, who am I to judge?

Let's all learn from our National Star!

How to use your lunchtime more effective

From what i'm learned from our national star 2day, i'm proudly to intro u all a brand new How-to, "How to use your lunchtime more effective"

-dun treat ur lunchtime as time for lunch
-try as hard as possible go somewhere else that damn far from your office which at lis cost u 30 minutes for travel.
-dun eat ur lunch when lunchtime, jux "da bao" it!!

So, what do u do in lunchtime??? YA, U'RE RIGHT~~~ SHOPPING!!!!

such as go Swatch buy some watch, since oredi complaint by ppl dun have watch, or jux da bao any dessert, bread go back office eat.. show the boss u're "hardworking" til no time eat lunch!!!

like dis, u can double up ur lunchtime, from erm.. 1 hour to erm....2 or mayb 3!!!! sounds gd is it??